From the Mouths of my Kiddos

Grace:  Mom what are those twirly things that go up in the air?
Mom:  I don't know what you mean Grace.
Grace:  You know Mom...those twirly things...croutons I think.
Mom:  Oh, you mean batons.
Grace:  Ya...batons.  Mrs. White said she used to be a baton twirler.
Mom:  Cool...that's even better than a crouton twirler.

Hannah:  Mom, when am I going to get married?
Mom:  I don't know honey.  Only God knows.
Hannah:  Mom, I think I know why you kiss the person you are marrying on your wedding day.
Mom:  Oh ya, why?
Hannah:  Because it's the first time you get to kiss your husband.
Mom:  Yep...that sounds good. 
( I swear I didn't plant that idea in her head, but since it's there...)